Turk the bastey - or - how not to prepare a Thanksgiving turkey

by jk 22. November 2008 11:02

Here is my personal favorite Thanksgiving joke, re-posted here for convienence... :)

enjoy and happy Thanksgiving!

jk


How To Cook a Turkey

  1. Go buy a turkey
  2. Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
  3. Put turkey in the oven
  4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
  7. Turn oven the on
  8. Take 4 whisks of drinky
  9. Turk the bastey
  10. Whiskey another bottle of get
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
  12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
  13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off the pick
  17. Turk the carvey
  18. Get yourself another scottle of botch

 

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